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  • AP_piano295
    Apr 26, 10:05 PM
    None of these "parts of black culture" are unique to blacks, nor are they fundamentally identified with blacks only. Furthermore, I have never suggested that black people have no responsibility to be productive, law-abiding citizens. However, the suggestion that blacks can somehow gain equality with whites just by "getting their act together" is totally fallacious.

    Well they can certainly gain equality with me by getting their act together, anyone can. I judge people individually based on their behavior :eek:.

    I frequently work with plenty of black students (of African American, and African dissent) they're damn smart and they work damn hard. In fact they're exactly like your or I (in case that isn't obvious :rolleyes:).

    Are they're plenty of racists out there? Your right there are. Are there plenty of people out there who aren't racist and yet it is blatantly obvious to them that they're are some serious problems in black communities and with black culture, (problems which go well beyond poverty and lack of education) guess what there are plenty of those as well.

    Also how on earth do you imagine that a number of the problems aren't highly specific to the black community?? You must have your head so far down the whole of destructive political correctness you can't see daylight

    No other community takes pride in producing "baby mamas" and propagates the idea (in music and other media) that begetting women with children (regardless of one's commitment to the situation or financial readiness) is a good idea. :confused:

    No other community has developed a racial dialect which is so improper that anyone who speaks it sounds totally un-educated. I go to school with quite a few black student's who are very intelligent, work very hard, and speak like un-educated hooligans. Your fooling yourself if you can't recognize the fact that failing to speak passable English is a serious dis-advantage if your searching for work or internships.

    Now if you continue to refuse to recognize that there are serious cultural differences between the black communities in the United States and other communities lets look at some other numbers.

    The percentage of children born out of wedlock is 41% according to the cdc.

    http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/unmarry.htm

    Black children are born out of wedlock 72% of the time, 31% more frequently than the average.

    Hispanic children on the other hand are born out of wedlock 51% of the time only 10% more often than the average.

    http://articles.cnn.com/2009-04-08/living/out.of.wedlock.births_1_out-of-wedlock-unwed-mothers-wedding-dress/2?_s=PM:LIVING

    But wait, if your willing to believe Wikipedia Hispanics as a demographic group are the POOREST racial demographic group in this country.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_income_in_the_United_States

    Poorer on average than black citizens, yet despite that dis-advantage Hispanics manage to stay several standard deviations nearer the national average than the black community.

    I'll say it again there are serious cultural problems within the black community/culture, problems unique to African Americans. Your not doing anyone favors by refusing to acknowledge these problems. Are there external forces which make it more difficult for blacks in the United States (and other western nations) to advance simply because of their race? You betcha . Are there major problems within the black community and black culture that make it hard for blacks in the west to advance? Absolutely.

    Is it possible that those internal problems are equally or more significant than external barriers? In my opinion some of the evidence I've looked at suggests this.

    This all suggests to me that as a nation we wouldn't be remiss if we started considering ways to confront these internal issues rather than assuming the most important factors are always external, and un-related to the affected community.





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  • dwd3885
    Aug 31, 08:20 AM
    it's not all that expensive considering Apple has release three OS upgrades since XP came out at least. If you add those together it is more expensive than Vista. That's how you have to look at it





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  • indirstr8s
    Sep 12, 02:51 PM
    Loaded the itunes7, My remote speakers show up, but is not selectable...


    :(





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  • abhi_beckert
    Aug 24, 04:52 PM
    Wow! The battery on my october 2003 iBook completely died ages ago (killed by a faulty power supply), and I haven't been able to justify the cost of a new one. Now I'm getting a new battery free!! Sweet!

    In the mean time... unplugging the little sucker. No exploding iBooks in my office! ;)

    PS: iBook batteries ZZ338 - ZZ427 are also mentioned on the exchange website, but not in the MR front page story.





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  • ssteve
    Aug 24, 06:54 PM
    That's seriously not cool. For one, you're basically stealing someone else's replacement battery, since when they put in their number that happens to have a C instead of your B it's going to say they already sent the battery out. And second, when it comes time to return your defective battery don't you think they're going to notice it's entirely the wrong type?

    Bad plan.

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    Below is my original post to the first person who decided to change his serial number to get a free battery:

    Start:

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by cogsinister
    My battery serial number was in the 3K437 range, but the website accepted my computers serial number, but not the battery...

    So i changed the last letter of my battery serial number from an A to a C (B diden't work)

    And it went thru.....





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  • ~Shard~
    Sep 12, 01:58 PM
    Looks pretty awesome, I've been waiting all summer for this. I'll be buying one for my wife as soon as apple stores have them in stock. They say today, but I'm guessing it will be at least a few days?

    Yeah, that's usually the way it works - I'd say a few days is more realistic for a product like this one. And expect it to sell quickly. :cool:





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  • RedTomato
    Nov 7, 10:14 AM
    I would love a laptop without an optical drive.

    I hardly ever use mine on my 15'' PB, I'd love to be able to replace it with a battery or second hard drive or just leave the bay empty to reduce weight.

    PC world sells USB floppy drives, USB CD and USB DVD drives for a few tenners each. I'd be perfectly happy to buy one and leave it in the drawer for when I need it.

    PS - Bluetooth DVD drive? don't think so, big hunks of rotating media need either big expensive batteries or to be plugged into the mains electricity.

    Would like to see someone try it on the market tho...





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  • blow45
    Mar 22, 10:40 PM
    lol funny story. for all the ***** wiped out there there's still hope.





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  • sushi
    Oct 15, 08:22 PM
    Finally, Jobs was asked if he was worried about Microsoft's upcoming media player (Zune) and its "community" features:


    In a word, no. I've seen the demonstrations on the Internet about how you can find another person using a Zune and give them a song they can play three times. It takes forever. By the time you've gone through all that, the girl's got up and left! You're much better off to take one of your earbuds out and put it in her ear. Then you're connected with about two feet of headphone cable.
    Classic! :D

    With the iPod, you only need one to share music via the earbuds (or dual jack and second set of earbuds).

    With the Zune, the other person must have one too in order to take advantage of the wireless sharing feature.

    I don't see it being all that popular.





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  • 2IS
    Apr 2, 01:01 PM
    Doesn't most of the internet use flash?

    No, but enough sites do make use of it that Apple really should allow the CONSUMER to make the decision to enable or disable it. I know the Apple fanboys will disagree, but I wouldn't expect anything less from those guys.





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  • celo48
    May 4, 11:39 PM
    I thought I was the only one who wish 3D dies!





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  • brepublican
    Sep 12, 04:14 PM
    Here's my screenshot.

    It's gorgeous.
    http://static.flickr.com/97/241709994_facf94d69f.jpg
    Wow! Looks pretty sweet! How long did it take to go through your library and determine the songs for 'gapless' playback?

    Havent installed just yet :)





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  • FlameofAnor
    Apr 17, 01:58 PM
    I'm fine with Best Buy... but Radio Shack & Toys "R" Us, not so much.

    Why? Who cares where you buy it.... they all carry the same Apple warranty, regardless.

    Radio Shack has carried Apple products previously, and it's pretty obvious that the iPad makes a great gaming device.... Why not Toys "R" Us?





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  • techwarrior
    Nov 12, 06:14 PM
    Eh. He's replaceable. With any one of a massive raft of iPhone devs who would be more than eager to step in to replace him. Facebook doesn't really have much of a choice about developing for iPhone considering it's (iPhone) the rising star in the smartphone market, that people are clamoring for and waiting sometimes 8 weeks to buy one. If there is no Facebook app for iPhone, owners will go pounding on Facebook's door, not Apple's.

    Absolutely spot on taster! There are thousands of talented developers willing to put up with the process. The iPhone is too important to FB, and FB is too important to Apple.

    There are clearly improvements that users have been clamoring for that Joe has apparently resisted or doesn't know how to implement with Apple's blessings. These are features others have gotten by the App Store approval police, so this is probably a good thing for those of us who have been hoping for more from this app.





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  • peharri
    Sep 23, 12:50 PM
    I thought about this, and I just can't see Wal-Mart winning this battle.

    If they drop DVD sales, then they undermine the DVD format. That will push people towards streaming movies of the type Apple intends to sell.

    This threat is hollow. People do, right now, want to buy DVDs. Wal-Mart can choose between a choice of online, virtual, purchases and content-in-the-hand solid purchases in future, or no choice at all and the entire world going online. Try as I may, I don't see it in Wal-Mart's best interests to promote the latter. And anything they do to hurt DVD sales will lead to the latter.





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  • Chris Bangle
    Sep 7, 10:23 AM
    Ok, so its going to be called imovie. So we're gonna have 2 imovies, how confusing., will it be a seperate software or will it built into itunes, personally i think that itunes should be music only, then programs and films and vodcasts in a separate application called imovie, Itunes is too clogged up.





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  • Chrispy
    Nov 8, 08:25 AM
    The C2D MBP was relieved of the whine and some other issues one they moved to C2D. If the MacBook becomes free of these issues as well with this move than the small update is still great news.





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  • SpaceMagic
    Aug 29, 03:23 AM
    Microsoft surely want to go for the easy-to-use appeal, but with just so many upgrade options, people are going to be confused from the onset. I really should apply for a Microsoft marketing position, I could take the company places (although it'd compete with the superior OS, i could make a lot of money in the mean time :p)





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  • gnasher729
    Apr 16, 07:07 PM
    Your statement makes no since. Windows is a hardware dependent OS. If you have the hardware it will run. Buying a 400 dollar Hp is different then running it on a 800 ASUS. You are use to using low grade windows computers. I use Both macs and Highgrade windows based PCs (ASUS & Sony) I see no issues with any of them. Some one game me an HP and it was a piece of ****. I am using an ASUS board right now and I am in LOVE with it.

    1. My statement made perfect sense. Apple builds excellent hardware that competes very well with other expensive hardware, the build quality is better than what anyone else produces, and Apple's Macintosh computers often have unique design that you cannot find elsewhere. Anybody who needs to run Windows and is willing to pay for top quality hardware is well advised to consider buying a Macintosh.

    2. You are in LOVE with an ASUS board? I'm in love with my wife. If my MacBook was stolen or damaged I wouldn't shed one tear; I would just wait for the insurance money and buy a new one. You seem to have a strange irrational emotional attachment here.





    hyperpasta
    Sep 4, 09:11 AM
    I recently read an article that outlined the orchestration of product release by Apple. In a nutshell, Apple does't want to release too many products in one setting because 1. each new release potentially overshadows the next 2. media buzz will die down in a couple weeks. Apple wants to keep their name in the news as much as possible so they make major announcements, in drips and drabs. Of course this may or may not apply to this new event, but i would speculate that they would not release a new iPod and a 23" iMac in the same event. Apple depends on maximum buzz with the release of the new iPods and I don't think they would take the shance that a new iMac would overshadow it completely. Thoughts?

    Well, I believe that Apple WILL introduce an iPod alongside a Mac, as they did last october. A new Mac isn't worth the cover of TIME, but a new iPod is. By introducing a Mac at the same time, it shares the spotlight. Last year when the video iPod came out, the new iMac G5 with iSight also made the cover of TIME, but it wouldn't have if there wasn't a video iPod next to it.

    What you say applies to multiple iPods; Apple wouldn't introduce the 6G iPod alongside a new nano.





    iTravis
    Apr 2, 01:54 AM
    U Mad? :confused:

    My sentiments exactly. . .

    It probably was a typo though, I don't see how iPhone 4 users are complaining, if anything it's the people going to be off contract I.E the 3GS crowd.
    Regardless if people want the latest in tech it's their business. I can't wait to upgrade though :p





    JAT
    May 6, 11:13 AM
    I read my Verizon TOS. Then I called since I am considering adding a line. Unfortunately they don't grandfather their plans.
    You sure about that? Pretty sure my father's plan is grandfathered, it's some older version of family plan. The TOSes always say "may at any time" or some such language, that doesn't mean they actually force changes. And the phone companies generally don't even change prices, unlike the TV companies.





    QuarterSwede
    Apr 2, 10:21 AM
    Availability?

    With the millions of these the iphone takes maybe adding the millions the ipad2 would use is beyond the current capacity of their manufacturers?

    Or, if production capacity would have meant to introduce the ipad2 later, they used what was available at the time.

    As for $ 5 more, multiply that with the amount of devices they make and it's millions of dollars. In any company a net cost of $ 5 doesn't stay that way. It gets multiplied up to retail.

    Deliberate ploy, don't think so. But, since we both don't have any proof..........
    Good theories. It's definitely a lot more complicated than people realize.





    arn
    Mar 21, 03:24 PM
    Sorry, but for me this story doesn't pass the sniff test.

    Since it's a page 2 story, I think the editors think the same.

    Great PR story if true...

    I think it's actually true. It just seemed more casual/fluffy than our usual front page stories, which is why it got to page 2.

    arn



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